You just gotta love nerds. Seriously, they have such a great turn of phrase. Consider the following example:
"Associated with the [meeting], we’ll have a pre-meeting the day before to explore the stability of one- and two-board downhill transportation devices associated with particulate solid-phase water. That is, we’ll meet for a ski day."
Now, I don't ski, but I'm almost tempted in order to provide further data points for this scientific experiment.