Me: You know, I really need to get back on the treadmill.
My wife: Yeah, that exercising thing. (Grumpy face.)
Me: What? How was your workout today?
My wife: I hate it because it makes me feel better.
At this point, I started snickering and told her that I had to blog that statement, because it is just so ironic.
My wife: But you can't just say that!
Me: Why not?
My wife: You have to explain it's because I'm tied to it ... I'm chained!
My wife: I hate having blood sugar problems ...
(This conversation made me feel both amused and somewhat sad at the same time.)
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